Here at The Google Bordello, we like to bet on what bizarre fetish we'll see emerge in the outer fringes of internet pornography in the near future. Here's a list of our predictions, updated as our expert forecasters predict new econosexual trends:

Throat Fisting - Pink Hanky
Women Kicking Robots - Battleship Gray Hanky
Cigarette-smoking through a urethra - Pack of Marlboros
Dressing up like a 50's housewife and feeling produce for freshness - Hanky with fruit sticker
Skullfucking - Bone white hanky*
Pyrosexual - Orange Hanky
tardDOM - Bib with drool line
Big Touch Football - Raiders Hanky

*In previous years was the Jolly Roger flag.