PROJECT: PARACORD
Almost any description of parachute cord (or paracord or para cord, depending on what part of the south you're in) lists three or four uses and contains a disclaimer that if they listed all the uses, both the writer and the reader would be there until doomsday. We here at The Google Bordello are anal retentive and have enough free time to last us until doomsday, so we've decided to document all the clever uses for paracord.

We're also fantastically lazy, so we're posting an outline so you can see the bloated mass of information that's going to be up here.

-What is paracord?
--Inner core
--outer sheath
--rot resistant
--accept no imitations

Uses of Paracord (whole)
-lashing things to things
-Wrapping and lanyards
-wearable storage
--bracelet
--bootlaces
--wristband
--belt
--improvised belt (not storage)
--hatband
-military/combat
--handcuffs
--medical uses
---splint
---tourniquet?
---hold on bandage??
--magpull (2 types)
--opening doors from distance
--grenade tripwire
--front grip of rifle (for grip and heat protection)
--cheek piece of rifle
--camouflage
---ghillie suit
---camo netting
---ghillie gun
--sling extender
--fix stuff to your MOLLE GQ Belt
--improvised MOLLE GQ BELT!?!
-camping
--bear canisters
--tents/tarps
--rappelling
---rappelling warning
--rope ladder
--clothesline
--safety tripwire
--bow method of firestarting
--hammock (with or without utility net)
--hanging chair (With towel)
--tent divider
--snares
-water
--CRABS
--rafts
--anchor or dock line
--net
-weapon
--garrote
--monkeyfist (bludgeoning)
--flaming monkey fist
--whip
--sjambok
--hangman's knot
--keyflail
--blackjack (with lead and spring)
--ropedart
--spear
--koppoize?
-misc
--hair tie
--dog leash
--plumb line
--soap on a rope
--nerd strap

Inner lines
-floss
-fishing line
-sewing
-suture
--use big needle for all

Outer Sheath
-around your ball chain (dogtags/neck knife)
--strangling warning
-Straw!?