http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org This is where the Internet Goes to Die en-us Sun, 5 Jun 2010 23:23:23 GMT Sun, 5 Jun 2010 23:23:23 GMT http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/rss/rss.html editpad.exe theforbiddenroom@gmail.com theforbiddenroom@gmail.com 180 http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org Now accepting applications for Michael Mann LARP. This update, we've got more updates to the Lost and Found, a mirror of Jimmy Wales (MORE LIKE WAILS LOL) cryin' for everyone to stop cussin' on his internets, and we give shoutouts to the RECAP plugin for Firefox. We've got a new entry in the bordello map, and finally the first episode of Address Unknown. Sun, 5 Jun 2010 23:23:23 GMT http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org#006 http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org "We are, ultimately, all alone, and I'm incapable of expressing emotion in any way, shape or form apart from through the medium of mix tapes." This update, we're all over the Lost and Found with Nasubi, and the scoop on avoiding blowing your 360's efuses. Also, the special resource is finally up, months later than we thought. And lastly, a shoutout to Wikipedia, of all places, for everything you want to know about the pirates. Sun, 7 Mar 2010 23:23:23 GMT http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org#005 http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org 2010 (Twenty-Ten) This update we're giving a shout-out to the COFEE leak, updating Project Jello with the Yoitsme rap, and Lost and Found updates. Also, we've just been told that Final Flesh can now be bought with United States Dollars. Consider doing so! Fri, 1 Jan 2010 23:23:23 GMT http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org#004 http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org “We've hit peak porn. I'm not saying that the industry is out of fetishes, only that further fetishes will require increasingly more energy and resources to capitalize on.” -Doc Dave This update we're giving a shout-out to the 2003 Half-Life 2 Leak Scandal, releasing the first public version of the Google Bordello Special Resource, and some old person wants you to get an internet driver's license to go with your guardrails. Also, Lost and Found updates. Sun, 31 Oct 2009 23:23:23 GMT http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org#003 http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org Sexy Screenname - This update, some asshole wants to put training wheels on your internet, some crazy vehicle-related stuff happened around the world, sleeve guns were super hardcore, dead rush would've been an awesome game, and we have a shoutout to an indian juarez blogger.And, as usual, we're dropping some knowledge on you at the Lost and Found. Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:23:23 GMT http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org#002 http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org ...and then I'll pop out from a van and go "You've just been VALIS'D!" -Doc Dave This update, we've unearthed some old asshole cryin' about sex in video games (and obama), and some good information about burying those metal shipping containers to make bomb shelters or secret bases or we're not sure exactly what the author is talking about. We're thinking of posting additional bomb-shelter material in the future. What do you, the audience, think of that? Don't bother writing, our email barely works. Send a carrier pigeon or some shit ok. Also, more LJ Icons. Sun, 13 Jun 2009 23:23:23 GMT http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org#001 http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org After diving from the second floor of her home, mutilating a man by castration, loving chocolate sundaes in the South, using her father's rifle to kill a young man who courted her, and spending time in an isolation room, Susie Sumner died the death of a killer. -Suda 51 This update, we're telling you about Dead Rush and Phreak Phactor, and why Google is COMMUNISTS, and we have Blackjack's Corner and The King in Yellow for you and we want Final Flesh. Fri, 12 Feb 2009 23:23:23 GMT http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org#001 http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org Die like a dog, then laugh it off. -Suda 51 This update, we've added two more pictures to the Iconography of Contagion exhibit. Finally, we're posting the Cyberseduction transcript, like, all late and stuff. Sorry about that. For the cheapest of laughs, check out our mirror of the bad gay Age of Conan Cybersex. This update, we introduce the shout-outs page, and give props to rugczar, because it was awesome back in the day. Also, we liked their "schooled by dropouts" article enough to mirror it. Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:23:23 GMT http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org#001 http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org The Google Bordello gives some shout-outs, posts the Cyberseduction script, and generally does what a Google Bordello does. Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:23:23 GMT http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org#001 http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org/bordellomap/killdozer.html The truth about the most awesome vigilante bulldozer ever. Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:23:23 GMT http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org/cyberseductionscript.html This is the full script (transcript) of Cyberseduction: His Secret Life, the hit Lifetime Drama that is also totally internet Fri, 05 Dec 2008 23:23:23 GMT http://googlebordello.crushhumanity.org